Fangirls Ahead!

Ha. Ha. Clary's revelations. Are those jokes? Just checking. I know some of my friends like this book, but I just couldn't connect with any of the characters. Clary is a Beautiful Talented Mary Sue, Simon is a Nerd, Isabelle is a Jealous B*tch, Alec is an Emo Dude, and Jace is the Guy Who Seems Like A Jerk At First Glance But REALLY ISN'T! HE HAS A DEEP PAST! *GASP* Keep trying, Clare. It's not working.

And THOSE SIMILES! Every. Single. Page. Completely unnecessary.

And can I just say that the Magnus-Alec thing was really creepy. Seriously.

And I read the whole thing, okay? Even the Epilogue (a whole lot of info-dumping). So no complaining that I don't like it because I didn't read the whole thing, okay?

On to Melina Marchetta!